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it time to hahahahaahaha..

hari ini tak pegi mana la nampak nya.. abis keje kul 12.30.. sampai umah dalam kul 1 lebih... makan2.. pastu membuta la nmpak nya sampai ke petang..

pastu tido sampai ke petang.. bangun tengok tv.. pastu tido balik..

bosan memang la bosan tapi nak wat mcm ne kan.. hehehehe.. ha aku nak share ngan korang sume satu LAWAK la.. aku amik dari satu majalah.. tapi memang lawak jugakla.. saja jer untuk mengiburkan hati semua orang.. hehehee..

Tech Support : " I need you to right-click on the open dektop"
Customer : "Ok"
Tech Support : " Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No"
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No"
Tech Suppoert : " Ok sir. can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer : "Sure, You told me to write 'click' and i wrote 'click"

Customer : " You'v got to fix my computer. i urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say"
Customer : "something about an eror znd non-systerm disk."
Tech Support :" Look at you machine. Is there a floppy inside disk."
Customer :" No, but there's a sticker say there's an intel inseide."

Tech Support :" What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : " A white one"
Tech Support :" What's on you screen right now?"
Customer :" A stuffed animal that my friend got me at the super market"

Tech Support :" Ok, in th bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the'OK" button display?"
Customer :" Wow. How can you s my screen from there?"

Tech Support :"Type 'A' at the prompt."
Customer :" How do you spell that?"

Customer :" Do i ned a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%*#&$


hahahaha.. lawak gak.. not bad.. bagus untuk hilangkan tekanan..

Sejauh manakah anda sebagai Pelajar KYM

Utk pelajar atau bekas pelajar kym eh..



kym









1.Ape makanan paling best kat kafe KYM?








  • Asam pedas daging yang semalam punyer



  • Kentang yg digoreng nipis2 tu



  • Gulai lemak ayam



  • Ayam goreng hangus







2.Siapa mat jiran bagi korang?









  • entah x tau..sape e?


  • Jiran sebelah rumah


  • Orang yang menjaga keamanan KYM


  • Orang yang suke menyibuk hal org lain







3.Apa warna pagar KYM?









  • hitam kekelabuan


  • takde pagar


  • warna besi karat


  • jingga bell







4.Mesin Atm aper yg ade kat KYM?







  • xder ATM


  • Maybank


  • Bank Islam


  • HSBC







5.Berape tingkat bagunan KYM?









  • 1 tingkat


  • 3 tingkat


  • xde tingkat lagsung


  • 2 tingkat







6.Swimming pool KYM kat ner?









  • Belakang bengkel elektrik


  • Kat depan pejabat


  • depan pak guard


  • Kafe







7.Dalam banyak pemandu bas KYM,sape pemandu paling femes?









  • Drebar Bas


  • Pakcik Boroi n pendek2


  • Pakcik Din


  • Pakcik Roller coaster









8.Bape banyak dewan kuliah KYM









  • masa bilak lak KYM ada dewan kuliah??


  • 2


  • 1


  • 3







9.Kat mane asrama korang kat KYM?









  • xde asrama sewa sendiri


  • Dekat area2 kubur Cina tu


  • Peringgit


  • Seringgit








hahahaa.. dasat betul soklan dan pilihan jawapan.. terhapa2 pun ada.. hahaaa.. aku punya jawapan..







jeng jeng jeng..







Pergh gler, mmg korang pelajar KYM tahap skema






bagus la korang ni, mesti bangga pihak2 kym mendengar jawapan korang ni, silap aribulan kasi 4 flat.. hahaha.. 4 flat tuh.. hebat..


Singkap Rahsia Di Sebalik Nama







Singkap Rahsia Di Sebalik Nama







Normarina







normarina 5+6+9+4+1+9+9+5+1=49





4 + 9 = 13







1 + 3 = 4







Nombor Rahsia disebalik nama anda ialah : 4







Mereka hanya akan bertindak apabila faham sepenuhnya tentang apa yang sepatutnya mereka lakukan.


Which color describes you best?

i kWhich color describes you best?

Answer questions to find out which color fits you the best

1. You and a friend are bored at your house. What do you do

  • Go for a walk or hangout in your yard
  • Play a video game together
  • Call friends to see if they want to meet up with you and your friend
  • Go outside and wave to random people and see if they wave back
  • Discuss about your current crushes/dates
  • Talk about othere people at your school/workplace

2. There's a person (of the opposite gender) at your school that you think is really nice/cute. What do you do to get their attention?

  • Secretly send them a note
  • Chat/email them when you get home from school
  • Come up and confront them
  • Ask a friend to talk to them for you
  • Ignore them and hope they notice you
  • Try to become friends with them and see if you two are compatable at all

3. Two of your close friends have been fighting a lot recently and you're starting to get sick of it, what do you do to make them see face to face?

  • Talk to each one seperately and learn their stories then PLOT!
  • Come up with a scheme to make the two of them have to work together for a common goal
  • Talk to them and try to help them compromise
  • Tell them straight out how sick of it you are
  • Get everyone together as a group and see what you can come up with to help them
  • Nothing, it's not my problem

4. One of your friends recently broke their leg and you want to make them feel better, what do you do?

  • Send them flowers and a get-well-soon card
  • Create a card for them filled with inside jokes and hand deliver it to their house
  • Conspire with a friend to send them something that they'll really like
  • Send them an e-card
  • Throw a party for them
  • Send them a few good books to read while they're at home

5. Its the end of middle school and you can pick which high school you go to. Which would you choose?

  • Where the few of your really close friends are going
  • Wherever you want!
  • The newest one or the one with the best technology
  • The one with the best test scores
  • The most eco-friendly one
  • Which ever one most of your friends are going to

ok my result is...

Your result:Yellow


You are weird, but everyone loves you because of it. You are also creative and good at coming up with fun things to do.

eh betul la.. aku tak tipu.. dari sekolah aku rumah sukan warna kuning.. tapi form 6 tue aku lari pegi umah merah..

kat sini pun aku umah sukan warna kuning.. aku ngat aku da lari ke umah merah.. terus aku umah merah.. tapi aku still dapat umah kuning.. aku tak tau la kenapa.. sejak azali kot.. macamne dorang leh letak aku kat umah kuning.. aku tak tau la..


siapakah kamu di BBF ??

siapakah kamu di BBF ??
aaaayo carii taaauuu !!!
  1. 1.penyanyi dangdut yg kamo suka............
  2. 2.sedih ?? enak nya ngpaen yya??
  3. 3.buku apa yg kamu suka ??
  4. 4.huruf yg kamu suka ??
  5. 5.film apa yg kamu suka ..
  6. 6.jenis musiik apa yg kamu suka ??
  7. 7.band apa yg kamu suka ?
jawapannye..

Soo Yi Jung

ganteng, imuut, playboy, snyuman nya WOw :D pkok nya the BEST =)


p/s: aku nak geum jandi..hhahaaa

Tempat tinggal anda yang sepatutnya (Malaysia).

  1. Apakah asal usul anda?
  2. 2.Makanan atau minuman kesukaan anda?
  3. 3.Apa aktiviti yang anda gemar lakukan
  4. 4.Tempat yang anda nak pergi sangat?
  5. 5.Hiburan tradisional yang anda suka?
  6. 6.kediaman idaman anda?
  7. 7.Anda seorang yang? (pilih yang terbaik mewakili diri anda)

ok keputusan bagi kuiz ini adalah..

Cyberjaya Selangor

Cyberjaya adalah Silicon Valley of Malaysia.Bandar terancang dan tersusun serta menempatkan syarikat syarikat serta universiti berteraskan IT dan Multimedia.Bandar ini adalah syurga untuk mereka yang bekerja di bidang IT.


tapi malang.. aku bukan keje bahagian it.. hehehe

How HOT are you?

How HOT are you? See your hotness index!



1. How fashionable are you?
I always get compliments on my personal style
I identify new fashion trends earlier than my friends
I dress comfortably but I don't care much about at the forefront of fashion trends
I try to keep myself up to date with new fashions
2. On a scale of 1 - 4, 4 being the highest, how flirty are you?
2
1
4
3
3. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you dated before?
5-7
8 or more
2-4
1
4. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
30 mins to 1 hour
more than 1 hour
10 - 30 mins
Less than 10 mins
5. What activities do you like to do in the summer?
Reading
Dancing
Swimming
Working on your tan
6. What do you think is the best part of your body?
Your smile
Your hair
Your butt
Your legs
7. What do you wear to sleep?
Old t-shirt
Lingerie
Old t-shirt
Old t-shirt


: I'm 84% hot..



berapa nilai hantaran anda??


kepak-kepak gebung-gebung kepak-kepak gebung-gebung...anda nak kawen? tak sure nak tetapkan berapa harga hantaran? quiz ini adalah untuk mengukur berapa ringgitkah nilai hantaran yang sesuai untuk anda? quiz ini lebih relevan untuk org pompuan






1. bagaimanakah rupa paras anda




  • muka Lawa sket dari Shrek.

  • sedap mata memandang.

  • Cantik & cun gile. Muka ala-ala angelina jolie, eva mendes, dynaz & camelia.

  • yang sedang-sedang aja. tak cantik sangat & takde la buruk sangat.


2. Berapa tinggi tahap pendidikan anda?




  • Takat SPM jer..

  • diploma

  • Local grad ade degree

  • Grad degree/master dr oversea's university yang diiktiraf oleh kerajaan m'sia...


3. bila dengar azan subuh...




  • anda cepat2 bangun dari tidur sbb teringat cerita ustaz nanti tido dengan selimut babi

  • matikan alarm clock. jap gi 5 minit lg bangun la solat...

  • golek-golek atas katil lagi.. da dekat nak abes waktu baru bangon semayang

  • wah nyaman nyer tidur.. klu telepas buleh qado.


4. Anda dah lambat giler nak pegi meeting kat tempat jauh. anda ternampak seorang buta menghalang kereta anda untuk bergerak.apa anda akan buat?




  • terus berjalan dengan mengelakkan kereta anda dari terkena orang buta tu.

  • keluarkan bunyi Hon kat orang buta tu supaya die ketepi sikit, kang takot terlanggar plak.

  • turun kejap pimpin tangan orang buta tu sampai ke bahu jalan. pastu masuk kereta balik dan bergerak.

  • bukak tingkap kereta cakap kat orang buta tu ketepi sikit. tak dapat nak pimpin org buta tu sebab da lambat sgt ni. Meeting penting nie.


5. Jenama barangan kegemaran anda?




  • Tak kesah brand ape pun janji bila pakai orang cakap lawa

  • suka beli barngan fake sebab kalau pandai bergaya orang igt kite pakai brand original

  • memang tak suka barang branded, kang pki lebih2 kang kate menunjuk plak..tuhan marah orang riak nie.

  • Guess, Selvatore Ferragamo, Lois Vuitton, GAP


6. Bila anda pergi ke majlis makan malam...




  • anda makan dengan penuh berselera dan tak ambek kesah sangat cara makan yang leceh dan berprotokol sgt nie, janji perot kenyang suda!!

  • makan dengan penuh adab dan tersangat slow sampai tak terasa 'feel' makan sebab punya la control nak makan nie..

  • tgk orang kiri kanan macam mana diorang makan supaya tak nampak gelojoh

  • anda lebih fokus terhadap perbualan di meja makan dengan rakan-rakan dari menikmati makanan yang dihidangkan.


7. saiz badan anda..




  • bahagian atas tu terlebih besar sikit, ataupun yang bahagian bawah terlebih besar sikit

  • anda ada masalah obesiti

  • tahap berjaga-jaga klu makan lebih sikit nanti anda akan jadi gemuk

  • Slim 36-27-38 (badan macam kerengga!!!)



hahhhaa.. sangat seronok jawan kuiz nie.. tapi aku tak leh la gtau aku pilih apa.. so tengok keputusan aku..



RM12,000-00



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What Is Your Theme Song? When you enter the room, what song starts playing? What is the background music when you make your debut in your first Holly

What Is Your Theme Song?

When you enter the room, what song starts playing? What is the background music when you make your debut in your first Hollywood movie?
  1. It's Monday! *groan* What are you going to wear?

  2. What is your favorite movie genre?

  3. It's Saturday! Where are you headed?

  4. What kind of pet do you have or wish you had?

  5. If you were a millionaire, what would you do with your extra money?

ape ea..jom kita lihat..

Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade

You are sweet and romantic. Or your name is Chelsea and you just adore this song and have to sing along to it when it plays on the radio. There's not much else to say. <3

Which type of music fits your personality

Which type of music fits your personality

random
  1. What do you do on a friday night?

  2. When your bored you...

  3. You would describe your self as ...

  4. Your friends think your...

  5. your friends to you are...

  6. Do you think you are...

  7. Out of the colours which do you perfer?

  8. right now your...

  9. if you could play any insterment what would it be?

  10. do you think you are...


keputusan aku bagi kuiz ini adalah...

Rock

You have a bright personality. You are always smiling and love to have a good time. You are the life of the party and even when things aren't going good in your life you still keep going. You are liked, but not liked as much as others, but you don't care you just want to have fun and have a good time. Try to consider people's feelings a little more and beware of what you say it could come of cocky and rude and take things a bit more serious